Number Six - [Insert Funny Title Here] PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 16 March 2007 01:00
Number SixWhat a glorious week we're having, and the weather men think it's going to snow! I think all weathermen, psychics, and Daily Sport journalists went to the same school to learn how to make stuff up. Anyways...

This week: Bunny butchering, big blue whales, stoopid girls, co-worker attacks, snowballs, and much more
Feeding Jack PDF Print E-mail
Monday, 05 March 2007 00:19
Feeding JackWhen the whole family turned up at Dad's place this weekend for his birthday (it was a big one... think Hawaii), it was mayhem. Couple this with the fact that everyone's favourite Jim's nephew has to eat periodically, and the result is this. Starring (in no particular order) Missus JimmerUK, Stepmom, Little Sister (not used to being ignored), everyone's favourite Jim, Big brother (father of the star): Baybee Jack.
Number Five - Nothing Funnier than Cats PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 09 February 2007 00:00
Number Five - Nothing Funnier than CatsI'd like someone to sow me something that is funnier than cats. Cat pictures? Hilarious. Cat videos? Genuinely laugh out loud funny, on the verge of urinating in one's own trousers. I don't know why, but I can be having a really shit day and I can see a funny cat and it makes the world seem right. I think instead of sending soldiers into Iraq, just send funny cats. The world would be a better place.

This week: Funny Cats, Funny Baby, Big Boxes, Magic, Spiders, Sand, and more.
Why is the Sky Blue? PDF Print E-mail
Tuesday, 06 February 2007 00:00
Why is the Sky Blue? Everyone thinks that no-one knows why the sky is blue. It's one of those questions used as a retort to a silly/unanswerable question ie "Why doesn't the government spend more money on hospitals and education?" retort - "Why is the sky blue?" It just is. Well, there's reason behind it, and thanks to Science Gimp you'll soon find out.
Number Four - A Long Time Coming PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 02 February 2007 00:00
Number Four - A Long Time ComingIt's been a long time coming, but here's the excuses: Just before Christmas I moved to a new place, and had to recover from that, then Christmas happened, then new year, then back to work, and all the while I didn't have internet access, which was a real pain. There we go, but hopefully we're back on track now.

This week: Evil wanking, Yoga cats, Fart rockets, Jesus, Two headed girl, Fancy pants and more!
Number Three - The Almost Never Was PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 08 December 2006 00:00
Internet RoundupIt's been a tough week with the website going down for a few days (this one amongst others I run) and everyone's favourite Jim has been battling with web monsters to get everything back online in time for the fans. It was all worth it though, just to see your smiling faces, I can see you, really, stop picking your nose.

This week: Fanny flowers, reaction to Coke, origami, goatse, polar bears, granny fight, boobies, Santa, clowns and more.
Beer Bear PDF Print E-mail
Wednesday, 06 December 2006 02:28
Bear BeerWhat would happen at a quiet tea party if a drunk bear suddenly gatecrashed and terrorised the place? Trashing everything, and injuring some of the party goers? Probably something like this.
Number Two - Sounds like shit, but less smelly PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 01 December 2006 00:00
Internet Roundup - Number Two - Sounds like shit, but less smelly
Issue number two of the Internet Roundup is upon us, which leaves me to think what I could have achieved had I not been monkeying around on the computer. Learnt to play the oboe, painted a picture of a crying child, or helped homeless people on the street, maybe. Bollocks to that because...

This week: Slogan Generator, Eat your dead, make a book, musical tables, freaks, crap sex, penguins, and more.
Number One - It's special because it's new PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 24 November 2006 00:00
Internet Roundup - Number One - It's special because it's new
Hey you! Looky here it's the first issue of JimmerUK's amazing Internet Roundup. A new weekly summary of what everybody's favourite Jim has been wasting his time on instead of working. Now you can waste your time too.

This week: Bollock protection, underhand government voting, fake religions, fighting dwarves, naked Welshman, laughing babies and more.
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