I'd like someone to sow me something that is funnier than cats. Cat pictures? Hilarious. Cat videos? Genuinely laugh out loud funny, on the verge of urinating in one's own trousers. I don't know why, but I can be having a really shit day and I can see a funny cat and it makes the world seem right. I think instead of sending soldiers into Iraq, just send funny cats. The world would be a better place.

This week: Funny Cats, Funny Baby, Big Boxes, Magic, Spiders, Sand, and more.

Everyone thinks that no-one knows why the sky is blue. It's one of those questions used as a retort to a silly/unanswerable question ie "Why doesn't the government spend more money on hospitals and education?" retort - "Why is the sky blue?" It just is. Well, there's reason behind it, and thanks to Science Gimp you'll soon find out.

It's been a long time coming, but here's the excuses: Just before Christmas I moved to a new place, and had to recover from that, then Christmas happened, then new year, then back to work, and all the while I didn't have internet access, which was a real pain. There we go, but hopefully we're back on track now.

This week: Evil wanking, Yoga cats, Fart rockets, Jesus, Two headed girl, Fancy pants and more!

It's been a tough week with the website going down for a few days (this one amongst others I run) and everyone's favourite Jim has been battling with web monsters to get everything back online in time for the fans. It was all worth it though, just to see your smiling faces, I can see you, really, stop picking your nose.

This week: Fanny flowers, reaction to Coke, origami, goatse, polar bears, granny fight, boobies, Santa, clowns and more.

Issue number two of the Internet Roundup is upon us, which leaves me to think what I could have achieved had I not been monkeying around on the computer. Learnt to play the oboe, painted a picture of a crying child, or helped homeless people on the street, maybe. Bollocks to that because...

This week: Slogan Generator, Eat your dead, make a book, musical tables, freaks, crap sex, penguins, and more.

Hey you! Looky here it's the first issue of JimmerUK's amazing Internet Roundup. A new weekly summary of what everybody's favourite Jim has been wasting his time on instead of working. Now you can waste your time too.

This week: Bollock protection, underhand government voting, fake religions, fighting dwarves, naked Welshman, laughing babies and more.