Wow! Three in a row, and this one is actually being published on a Friday, as opposed to being published on a Sunday or Monday and backdated. I'm really getting into the swing of things again, and I hope you appreciate it. You can show your appreciation by giving me money, or at the very least clicking on some adverts or something. Go on, you know you want to.

The internet is full of some weird and wonderful shit, that's why I'm here to help you out and find it. I sit here all day in my little room, in my underpants scouring the deepest darkest depths of the internet and bring it to you in handy bite-size portions. I know you love it, and I love it too. So, next time you click on one of these links, just picture me slaving away in my sweaty underpants bringing joy to myself, and you of course. 

Number 13, unlucky for some. Yeah, you're all thinking it's unlucky for you, but in fact it's unlucky for me. It means I'm going for a half hearted attempt to get this thing back on the road. Those of you with mathematical skillzors will realise that I first started doing these nearly three years ago, and there's 52 weeks in a year... 3 x 52 = 13. Ha! Argue with that. 

"Woah! What's all this?" I hear you cry, and I would say "Don't cry, it's just new content." So what's it all about? Well, I came across a video on YouTube of an uneducated hippy comparing a condom to a sieve and informing viewers that "condoms don't offer real protection from STDs, especially AIDS." What a load of shit. So I have created the following video in response.

Hey look! It's 2008! It's the time of year for forgiveness and resolutions. Forgiveness from you guys because I haven't updated the site in months, and resolutions from me because I plan to keep it more up to date. I have a lot of things in the pipeline for the site, more crayzee experiments, more crayzee videos, and more crayzee erm... crayzeeness. So sit back, enjoy, this is the shape of things to come.

A few months back everyone's favourite Jim though it would be a bit of a giggle to jump out of an aeroplane. Then he sobered up and found out it was too late to cancel. Here's the video. Crayzee fools.

I'm not even going to insult anyone's intelligence by coming up with excuses for the two-month hiatus my weekly roundup of the internet has taken. I'll let you come up with an excuse for yourselves. Maybe something involving monkeys, cheese, a bear-trap, half a pound of tupenny-rice, and a jar of pickled herrings. Answers on a postcard to the usual address. Needless to say, I won't let it happen again. *Not a genuine promise.