|Number Twenty - I hate old people|
|Friday, 09 October 2009 00:00|
There are a lot of things that get my goat, apart, of course from the obvious goat herder, one of them being people. Not just any people, more specifically old people. They walk along the street, slowing everyone down, especially me, when I need to be somewhere... then for absolutely no reason whatsoever they stop, then turn around! It's very difficult to stop yourself from bumping into these stupid old people, it's even more difficult to stop yourself from grabbing them by the shoulders and hurling them under a bus. Old people should have permits that only let them go out once a week. Mondays. I don't generally go out on Mondays.
This week: Crazy classifieds, cage fighting trannies, fly art, car wanking, tesla coil star wars, avalanches and more.
Don't even reply
Ever had an email from a weird guy when you've been trying to sell something in the classifieds? Odds on it could be this guy, making it his life's work to mess around with, confuse, and piss off people who have classified adverts.
It made my day
Have you had something happen to you that really makes your day, and you're so happy about it you just have to tell everybody? This is the place to do it (after, of course, telling loads of real people about it).
Pricks of the week
Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress. CCTV footage included.
Dead fly art
What would you do if you had a bunch of flies littering your house. Me? I'd probably just sweep them up and put them in the bin. Not this guy, he decided to put them into some amusing situations aided with a pencil.
Yahoo Answer fail
Here's a collection of crazy, stupid, and ridiculous questions that get asked on YahooAnswers. "Will swimming with black people give me aids?" "I think I'm pregnant, can I get an abortion with tuna fish?" "Why does my girlfriends anus open and close when she orgasms? It looks like she's trying to say something." Good stuff.
Here's a collection of paperback covers from books of the 50s and 60s with brilliant titles such as "The Queer Sisters", "Bayou Girl - They lived in a primeval forest where love was ruled by jungle law.", "A Woman a Day - He defied the 25th century with a woman who was not his wife, and a wife who was not a woman!"
Check your sunroof when wanking
Yep, this is a video of a guy wanking in a car. Not only is that odd in itself, but he's doing it on what looks to be a major road, covering his modesty with a mere white blanket. What he doesn't realise is that he's visible to a bunch of people in an office block through his open sunroof. Very funny, great ending.
Elephant giving birth
This is quite a graphic video, as it obviously shows an elephant giving birth, but it's one I think everyone should watch. The elephant gets a little distressed, but don't worry, everything turns out alright in the end.
Skier caught in avalanche
This is an amazing video of a guy with a head-mounted camera recording what it's like to get caught in an avalanche, then buried alive. Don't worry, they dig him out, truly amazing stuff. Be sure to read the full account of what happened.
Electroman summons the Imperial March
This is awesome. A massive van-de-graff generator plays the Imperial March from StarWars by shooting out of bolts of electricity, not only that, but there's a guy standing next to it in chain mail! Check out their other videos here.
Did you know?
Loads of interesting facts about the world and technology delivered in an original format. Definitely worth a watch as it makes you think a bit.
Hidden camera trick goes very wrong
Little tip here, if you plan to do a hidden camera show, do some research and check that there's no kick-boxing gyms in the area.
Yes! You heard me right! Duckhunt! It's the classic NES game brought to you in your browser through the magic that is the interweb. Relive all al those glory days of yore, but you still can't shoot that fucking dog.
This platform game involves you being an elephant trying to get from one end of the screen to the other, and there's only one level. Thing is, the level is split into 40 'stages' (those cheeky monkeys) where every stage is the same bar a few slight differences. If you get stuck, have a look at the stage title, it gives you a clue.