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Friday, 16 March 2007 01:00
Number SixWhat a glorious week we're having, and the weather men think it's going to snow! I think all weathermen, psychics, and Daily Sport journalists went to the same school to learn how to make stuff up. Anyways...

This week: Bunny butchering, big blue whales, stoopid girls, co-worker attacks, snowballs, and much more

Bunny Butchers
Those crayzee Dutch! In order to advertise their talents as an advertising agency, these guys make you do awful things to a poor toy bunny. Very cool, but also very disturbing.

I love my Mac
I really do. When I first 'made the switch' I was fearful of using new and different software, in a different way, but after a week I became an expert and would never go back (although I do still have a PC gathering dust in the spare room). Anyway, this page made me giggle, a PC user sounding off at Mac users.

If PCs Were Cars
Not to let the PC users get the final say here's an oldie, but a goody: Bill Gates reportedly stated, "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." Read the retort.
Life Size Bluewhale
If you ever wanted to experience what it's like to have a full size blue whale in your computer then this is the place to be. Imagine GoogleEarth for a full size whale.

Girls Don't Know About Cars
Listen to this girl get scammed. A radio station phones up pretending to be from her garage with various fake problems. "You've got your left tyre on the right, and the right tyre on the left, we can swap those back for $50" she agrees!

100 Year-old Man Kung-Fus Muggers
Shit, if I was confronted by a gang of teenagers demanding money, I'd probably drop to my knees an cry. This guy's 100 and he kicked their arses. I want to be his friend, he sounds cool.
Worst Website of the Week
Now this is an old-school style web page. It's white on black, has unnecessary images all over the place, the text is multi-coloured, and to top it all off there's shitty music. One for the connoisseurs.


When Co-Workers Attack
Do you sometimes get annoyed by your colleagues, endlessly getting on your nerves? The best thing to do is take some time out, go make a coffee or have a cigarette, otherwise you might be driven to this. Watch the guy in the middle on the right, and wait what happens.

French Beatboxing
Can't sing for toffee, but you can make quite good fart noises? This fat frenchie fits the bill and impresses on the gallic version of Pop Idol. Brilliant.

Beatbox Recipe
Did you like the French guy? He's quite cool, but not everyone can do that, or can they? With the perfect beatbox recipe even you can make drum noises out of your mouth.

Home From Work Drunk
There's been so many times when I've felt like this getting home from a good night out. Such a simple joke, but cleverly done.

Lift Mugger
Women, always be careful when in a lift and there's a guy behind you. He might try to nick your purse, like this guy. However, if you're freakishly strong, and know a few moves you could stop him in his tracks.

Logitech Virals
It's not often you get a big company having a bit of a giggle. Normally it's dark suits, grim faces, and no fun. However, Logitech have made a couple of funny videos to promote their quickcams, very funny.


Snowball Run
According to those stupid weather men it's meant to snow next week! What?! Have they looked out the window? How is that going to happen. Anyway, just in case it doesn't and you were looking forward to some snowball rolling action, have a go at this.

Squidgy Line Game Thing
You take control over a squidgy line thing which you whizz around a maze thing. It's great fun but can be infuriating. I recommend you use the mouse rather than the keys. I tried using the cursor keys but kept getting confused thinking up was forward as opposed to up, sounds stoopid, but you try it.


The world keeps on turning, the sky isn't falling in, no one died. If you agree with that statement then you haven't achieved your full potential for the day.








I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas Edison

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde








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