|Number Seventeen - A load of old shit|
|Friday, 18 September 2009 00:00|
Sometimes I really am tempted to send shit to people, but through the post is never my preferred choice. I like to collect up some of the foulest smelling crap from the street, put it in a brown paper bag, and leave it on someone's doorstep. I set the top of the bag on fire and ring the doorbell. The victim comes to the door, sees the bag, and the natural reaction is to stamp it out... getting smelly shit on their shoes. Plus you get to watch the whole thing from afar. Sweet.
This week: Shit in the post, bad dates, mole reading, 100 greatest youtube hits, talented vaginas and more.
Looking for a great gag gift? Has some one really pissed you off? Don't get mad, GET EVEN. Send that special some one a big stinky pile of shit. Choose between a quart or a gallon of cow dung, elephant crap, or gorilla shit. Best thing about it? It's all perfectly anonymous. Who gives a shit? You do!
Some guy in Australia called Craig appears to be a bit lonely, so puts posters up on lampposts, post boxes, and telegraph poles offering some kind of service, or asking for one. No one knows who Craig is except Craig himself.
A case of the bad dates
Have you ever been on a bad date? Have a look here, it's probably not as bad as you think. Your date taking calls like a suicide hotline, killing dolphins, talking to herself? Nope, not as bad.
You think your job's bad, this guy takes portraits of spiders, bugs, flies, beetles, and other creepy crawlies. Say cheese!
Real life Gundam robot
Those crazy Japanese have been at it again, this time building a 60ft tall robot that moves and lights up. Awesome.
Chinese mole reading
You've heard of plam-reading, maybe 'phrenology' the study of the shape of heads, but have you ever heard of Chinese mole reading? Now you have. Apparently the location and colour of that mole on your face means different things.
100 Greatest hits of Youtube in 4 minutes
This does what it says on the tin, cramming in 100 videos that we all know and love from YouTube, with a great soundtrack over the top.
This is awesome. Some guy takes some cans of spray paint, a bin lid, and some ripped newspaper pages and paints a fantastic space picture, in next to no time.
Nice skill she's got there, playing the Canadian national anthem with her vagina and a kazoo.
Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds
This is perfect, and although it's not really five seconds, more like 12, that doesn't make it any less hilarious.
Windows Startup Prank
These guys are mean. Funny, but mean. They've changed the startup audio on his PC to that of noises of ladies getting a little excited shall we say. Let's watch what happened when he turned on his laptop for the first time in a library.
Magic Hand Art
It's a wonderful world when someone can practically make a music video with only their hands and a light. Amazing stuff, I bet women love him.
Climb it Right
A great game that gets infinitely difficult as you go on. Make your litle guy climb up he side of a cliff by hitting the arrow keys in the right order. Life gets difficult when different coloured arrows mean different things, up means down, left means right, faster faster!
A great puzzle game with a simple premise. Drag your dot to the level exit without touching anything. Not so hard you might think, just wait to see what fiendish traps await you.