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Number Seven – I’m an Internet Whore

Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me! I’m so shy! What’s up with some people on the internet? They treat it like some kind of diary, moaning about their teenage angst, whining about their miserable lives and how depressed they are when they’ve only been on the planet for next to no time. People, people, the internet is for sillyness and fun, like this:

This week: Internet Cam Whores, Nickleback trot, Expensive Amazon, Men in coats, Farting Pigs, Women drivers and more

Sites

How to Become an Obnoxious Internet Cam Whore in 5 Easy Steps

You know what I’m talking about, all the MySpace emos out there who just love to cry and whine “poor me, poor me”. Ever wanted to be one of them? Find out how.
Bonus link: The Truth ABout User Pictures


Nickelback Can Only Write One Song

And here’s the proof. Out of your left speaker their hit song How You Remind Me will play, and out of the right another song of theirs called Someday. Erm, can you hear one song or two… you be the judge.


World’s Biggest Limousine

Actually, it’s less of a limousine, and more of a converted trailer for a truck, but that doesn’t make it any less special. “This beauty is 70’ in length at a weight of 23 tons, and powered by Cummins at 435-horse power. It offers air suspension for a comfortable ride on 6 axels, with a passenger capacity of 40 and five crewmembers.”


South Park Portraits

South Park has never been known for its realistic animation, so how would we be able to point out the characters in the street and laugh at them? Some talented individual on DeviantArt has drawn family portraits for the kids.


Pearl Jam – Jeremy

Most people who know the Pearl Jam song ‘Jeremy’ know it was based on a true story about a kid who shot himself in class. But not many people know the full story. Not funny, but interesting, a bit of cultural history.


Most Expensive Things on Amazon

If you’ve just won the lottery but have agoraphobia so can’t go out and enjoy spending it, you’d pretty much think things couldn’t get any worse. But hey… there’s a marvellous thing called Amazon, and for you here’s a list of the most expensive things in each category.


Pessimist’s Mug

“In these irrationally exuberant times, it’s getting harder and harder for the self-respecting pessimist to stay unhappy.” That’s where the mug steps in, with a convenient line marking precisely when the glass mug is half empty.

Videos

Hand Theatre – Star Wars

Who knew hands could be so cool?! These guys have re-enacted the death star raid form the final moments of A New Hope. Although a bit silly, you’ve got admire it.


Men in Coats

Good clean family silliness. The little guy bit could be an act all on its own.


Stocking Prejudice

Can you be discriminated against purely for what you wear? This guy does! Admittedly he’s wearing a stocking on his head. The reaction of some of the shop staff is hilarious.


Farting Pig

What are they teaching the kids nowadays?! This is possibly the greatest song video ever. There’s no need to make anymore, it won’t be better than this. Seriously.


Park Prank

Those Germans still haven’t worked out what this comedy thing is all about. Watch this then think about the poor people who might have died from shock, might not be able to swim, have destroyed personal possessions like phones or pictures of loved ones in their wallets. Actually, it’s a little bit funny.


Women – Bad Parkers

Now it’s a long accepted fact that women are bad at parking, but they can also be bad at getting out of a parking space. Watch this woman attempt again and again to get out of the car park. Stupid cow.

Games

Mortal Kombat – Paper, Paper, Scissors, Stone Edition

What more can I say… this is the ancient game of Paper, Scissors, Stone but done in a Mortal Kombat style. Fans of the orginal MK fighter will really appreciate this.


Pendulum

You’re a robot type mech type thing, with a swingy type grabby ropey thing, and you need to get as far as you can. That’s it.


That’s the end of another collection of shit I’ve dragged up from the internet. I hope you’ve enjoyed it, I certainly enjoyed finding it for you. There’s a lot of other stuff I enjoyed finding too, but that’s between me and the sexy, friendly Russian girl’s pictures.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” – Mitch Hedberg

Sex is like air. It isn’t important unless you’re not getting any. – Margaret Cho

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. – Don Quinn

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