| Number Eighteen - Rubbish |
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| Friday, 25 September 2009 00:00 | ||||||||||||
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This week: Toy sculptors, people of Walmart, load of rubbish, boobs, paintball pop art, naked girls and more.
 Adam Beane This guy sculpts the master versions of toys and figurines, and he's the best in the business. It's amazing how much detail he can squeeze into a toy with a head no bigger than an inch. People of Walmart There are some strange freaks in this crazy world of ours, and it seems that they all shop at WalMart stores. "It’s like spotting the loch ness monster or Bigfoot except, since it’s Walmart, way more common." The power of makeup Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell. Never before has that joke been more true after seeing these photos of a girl applying her makeup. Shit my dad says Justin is a 29 year-old guy living with his 73 year-old dad who is awesome. Justin tweets shit his dad says. "Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty." What a load of rubbish If you think fine art is a load of rubbish, you could well be right. These guys use bits of rubbish, junk, and animals to create amazing silhouettes. Boob flexing A while back I posted a video of a girl with great boob tassel control, now we'll take it a step further by presenting the top ten boob-flexes of all time.  Paintball Pop Art These guys are fairly accurate with a paintball gun, and their guns are full of paint. What's paint normally used for? Painting. So these guys do. Toy Soldiers A great video using the tilt shift technique to make this French military display look like they're actually little models (all that's needed to make this video perfect is to make the video run in reverse so the soldiers look like they're retreating). Russian Bike Trick A drunk Russian gets on his bike and does an amazing trick. It's truly brilliant. Ventriloquist A ventriloquist convinces a woman on a park bench that he is cradling a baby, when in fact it's his lunch. Hahaha! Lashisse Ladies make your eyelashes longer and thicker with the new Lashisse. Beware though, it may get out of hand, you could go blind, develop hideous body odour, laser vision, and produce dog pheromones. Make the girl dance French band 'Make the girl dance' have made a marvellous video which involves naked girls walking down a long street in Paris, whilst singing along to the track. Good music, good video. You can also check out their MySpace page here.  The Tickler You play the part of a military robot experiment called The Tickler. Unfortunately your programme gets corrupted and you discover that you love to chop people's heads off with your claws. Go chop people's heads off! Ninja Rinseout Be a ninja, do what ninjas do like flip out and kill people.
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Last week we brought you a load of shit, specifically for sending through the post, this week we have a load of rubbish, rubbish that rich people buy as art. I live in London, so get to go to the galleries regularly. Some of the 'real' art I see actually is rubbish, so it's a bit of a conundrum. I reckon I could do better than some of the pretentious wankers that pretend a random bunch of coloured scrawlings represents the emotional state of the human psyche whilst having a bath or something. 
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