It's been a tough week with the website going down for a few days (this one amongst others I run) and everyone's favourite Jim has been battling with web monsters to get everything back online in time for the fans. It was all worth it though, just to see your smiling faces, I can see you, really, stop picking your nose.

This week: Fanny flowers, reaction to Coke, origami, goatse, polar bears, granny fight, boobies, Santa, clowns and more.

Issue number two of the Internet Roundup is upon us, which leaves me to think what I could have achieved had I not been monkeying around on the computer. Learnt to play the oboe, painted a picture of a crying child, or helped homeless people on the street, maybe. Bollocks to that because...

This week: Slogan Generator, Eat your dead, make a book, musical tables, freaks, crap sex, penguins, and more.

Hey you! Looky here it's the first issue of JimmerUK's amazing Internet Roundup. A new weekly summary of what everybody's favourite Jim has been wasting his time on instead of working. Now you can waste your time too.

This week: Bollock protection, underhand government voting, fake religions, fighting dwarves, naked Welshman, laughing babies and more.