Norway Attacked by UFOs! PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 10 December 2009 13:59

Norway UFO SpiralWas Norway attacked by UFOs last night, the epicentre of a blackhole forming, or just another cock-up by the Russians?

For ten minutes the strange light appeared above Norway with onlookers describing it as 'like a big fireball that went around, with a great light around it' and 'a shooting star that spun around and around'.

 
Splashing kids is a crime! PDF Print E-mail
Wednesday, 14 October 2009 14:35

Splashing kids is a crime!Today it has been reported that a 29 year old woman is going to be charged with reckless and careless driving after posting a video of herself on YouTube ploughing through a puddle of water, deliberately soaking a bunch of kids. How ridiculous is that?! Especially ridiculous when it turns out the kids actually asked to her to splash them!

 
Number Twenty - I hate old people PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 09 October 2009 00:00

This week: Crazy classifieds, cage fighting trannies, fly art, car wanking, tesla coil star wars, avalanches and more. There are a lot of things that get my goat, apart, of course from the obvious goat herder, one of them being people. Not just any people, more specifically old people. They walk along the street, slowing everyone down, especially me, when I need to be somewhere... then for absolutely no reason whatsoever they stop, then turn around! It's very difficult to stop yourself from bumping into these stupid old people, it's even more difficult to stop yourself from grabbing them by the shoulders and hurling them under a bus. Old people should have permits that only let them go out once a week. Mondays. I don't generally go out on Mondays. 

This week: Crazy classifieds, cage fighting trannies, fly art, car wanking, tesla coil star wars, avalanches and more. 
 
Ralph Lauren Takes Down Pants PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 08 October 2009 09:13

Ralph Lauren takes down pantsIt would seem Ralph Lauren aren't quite so happy with their art department  as they used to be. A recent advert that was heavily (and badly) photoshopped made it on to the interweb for all to criticise and poke fun at. Good old Ralph was a little displeased and sent nasty letters to the various sites to take it down. Well we've gone one better, and put it up. That's the power of the interweb.

 
Number Nineteen - Be proud PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 02 October 2009 00:00

This week: Bad first dates, shark pictures, naked chicks, talented Hooters girls, Sesame Street, impressive tricks and more.  There are some things a guy is always proud of. Unfortunately most of these involve huge bodily functions and are repulsive to women. Like a massive burp, a massive fart, or a massive turd. I did a great turd the other day, it was so long that it touched the bottom of the toilet before it had finished. It did a little bit of a coil, and looked like a big brown snake. The missus was not as impressed, and refused to come and have a look. Next time she does something impressive, like cook my dinner without burning it, wash my clothers without dyeing them a different colour or shrinking them, or managing to parallel park, I'm not going to give a shit. Well, I might, but it probably won't look like a snake again. That's a lost moment in time. 

This week: Bad first dates, shark pictures, naked chicks, talented Hooters girls, Sesame Street, impressive tricks and more. 
 
Number Eighteen - Rubbish PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 25 September 2009 00:00

This week: Toy sculptors, people of Walmart, load of rubbish, boobs, paintball pop art, naked girls and more.Last week we brought you a load of shit, specifically for sending through the post, this week we have a load of rubbish, rubbish that rich people buy as art. I live in London, so get to go to the galleries regularly. Some of the 'real' art I see actually is rubbish, so it's a bit of a conundrum. I reckon I could do better than some of the pretentious wankers that pretend a random bunch of coloured scrawlings represents the emotional state of the human psyche whilst having a bath or something. 

This week: Toy sculptors, people of Walmart, load of rubbish, boobs, paintball pop art, naked girls and more. 
 
Number Seventeen - A load of old shit PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 18 September 2009 00:00

This week: Shit in the post, bad dates, mole reading, 100 greatest youtube hits, talented vaginas and more.  Sometimes I really am tempted to send shit to people, but through the post is never my preferred choice. I like to collect up some of the foulest smelling crap from the street, put it in a brown paper bag, and leave it on someone's doorstep. I set the top of the bag on fire and ring the doorbell. The victim comes to the door, sees the bag, and the natural reaction is to stamp it out... getting smelly shit on their shoes. Plus you get to watch the whole thing from afar. Sweet. 

This week: Shit in the post, bad dates, mole reading, 100 greatest youtube hits, talented vaginas and more. 
 
Number Sixteen - Behind the Times PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 11 September 2009 00:00

Ikea drama antics, woman with moustaches, Ferris Bueller, exploding couches, flying men, robot hands and moreDid you know I can go back in time? Well it's true. I can do stuff back in the past and no one will ever notice. You're reading this now, but I did it then, but not when you thought I did. Magic. Anyway, don't read this shit, click the link and look at all the wonderful stuff I've found especially for you. 

This week: Ikea drama antics, woman with moustaches, Ferris Bueller, exploding couches, flying men, robot hands and more. 
 
Jim Predicts the Lottery PDF Print E-mail
Tuesday, 08 September 2009 00:31

JimmerUK Predicts the LotteryThis morning Derren Brown announced to the world that this Wednesday night he is going to predict the lottery results before they happen. Everyone's favourite Jim had an idea, and reckons that he too can predict lottery numbers before they are drawn, using pasta and potatos. 

 
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